He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize
