i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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