Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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