Yo dont text me then not text me
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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