what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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