is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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