Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
His nipple licking is glorious
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