Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
