i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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