How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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