when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
