Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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