Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Still dying that you shit outside
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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