He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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