i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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