haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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