Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
