its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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