my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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