is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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