that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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