i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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