Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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