How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
