3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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