We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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