For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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