someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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