Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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