I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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