if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
