i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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