Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
