I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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