DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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