but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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