But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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