So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
