508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i think my tv is drunk
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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