Rock
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Fuck
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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