I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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