she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
