he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
