hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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