hotel room ftw
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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