Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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