1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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