scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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