she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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