Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
home. puking in laundry basket.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just had sex on a roof
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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