he shaved USA in his pubs
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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