"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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