his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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